Thursday, November 26, 2009

Week 12 Game Brats

Week 12 Game Brats:
The O-Line - for letting us whine about something else.
Charles Woodson - for his 8 tackles.
Aaron Rodgers - for almost being perfect.
Charles Woodson - for his forced fumble.
Donald Driver - for 7 catches, 2 of them giants, and 1 TD.
Charles Woodson - for his 2 pics.
Clay Matthews - for the best sack we've seen in a long, long time.
Charles Woodson - for the dagger TD.
Tramon Williams - for steppin' up, son.
Charles Woodson - for shutting down Calvin Johnson.
Jermichael Finley - for being a tough S.O.B.
The Detroit Lions - for trying really, really hard. It's so cute when they try so hard.
and last but not least
Charles Woodson - for his $2,000,000 donation.

No Brats are awarded to:
Jordy Nelson - for fumbling the opening kickoff, spotting Detroit 7, and dropping a pass.
Donald Lee - again, he drops passes.
Brett Favre - for the idiot pic he threw to the Eagles in that '4th and 26' playoff game at Philly.


Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Game Brats for Week 11

For the second week in a row the Packers looked like legit playoff contenders. Therefore, we proudly present the following Week 11 Game Brats to:

Mike McCarthy - for calling a solid game (and by 'game' I mean first half), not caring what the Niners were supposed to be good at, and for demonstrating that, this week, he had a game plan.
The O-Line with special guest Mark Tauscher - for unveiling the zone blocking scheme.
A-Rod - We have a really good QB, folks.
Ryan Grant - for breaking tackles.
Ahman Green - for maybe teaching Ryan Grant how to break tackles.
Jermichael Finley - for catching balls even though he plays tight end.
Dom Capers - for bringing the house. Again.
Al Harris - because we're going to miss him and this may be our only chance to award him one.

Week 11 No Brat For You List:

Donald Lee - for yet another dropped pass. Was there more than one? Don't remember.
Brett Favre - for the six pics he threw agains the Rams in the 2002 playoffs.

*There are probably more Brats to be given out and withheld, but this blog is brand new I wanted to get something up before the Thanksgiving Day game. More to come...